Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I've been extremely good this year.
For those pms thing, don't blame me for that as I didn't designed it nor wanted it.
I might a little exaggerated it a little, but who doesn't?
A least I'm honest to tell you that, as always.

So Santa, nothing big that I really want this year for Christmas.
(to be continue)

Vertigo

OMG OMG OMG this is soo cool!
(I think I'm going to vomit now)

10 Reasons why we (I) don't have kid(s)

1. Best before date: 8/9/2003. Yeah at this moment, I'm pretty stale.

2. 9 month of mood swing? ("ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME??!!")

3. I'm much more interested having a dog. Or three.

4. Vomited is not my cup of tea. In the morning I prefer to have coffee, bread and Nutella.

5. I don't see having one as guarantee good investment of happiness and prosperity.

6. I'm selfish. (too early too tell?)

7. I only want to see what he/she will look like.

8. I'm too lazy to lose all the baby "gain". (I already work hard enough as is)

9. Seeing my 85 yo neighbor whose 55 yo ex-con son just move back in to his house with his girlfriend and two kids. Has no job all his life, the couple is daily fighting like two stray dogs, and old dude has to support the whole family financially and mentally.
Yeah, that scene just dries up my uterus. Instantly.

10. Love unconditionally. Just like life time warranty, usually we forget we have one.


Though, I heard a lot people says "Who will take care of you when you're old? And you will be die lonely. 
First of all, you will die alone. No matter what. 

Second, reason to have children so they will take care of you when you're old. 
Base on my observation, this is what I think about the "take care" part: 
Your kids will be busy. Period.
And they will think you have nothing to do and eventually they will leave their own kids to you to "take care". 

A friend told me once, be grateful when your kids remember your birthday or even invited you to their wedding. 

Bottom line:

I must say I'm a responsible woman who knows my limit, my boundaries and my ability. At this age, I know that I'm not strong enough to raise child(ren) healthy or not.

Though I have high respect to all the people who raised great children out there.

Still it saddened me that many children left abandon, abused, hungry and out of love.

SEX.
Yeah it's fun making them.
Well... isn't that a sex mood killer? Better than condom, I must say.

Animal Prints

Chessington World of Adventures, a theme park and zoo in Surrey, England has banned visitors from wearing animal prints to avoid confusing or scaring the animals.

Well, can't you blame them?
Maybe there's a specific reason why "copycat" term exist.
copycat |ˈkäpēˌkat| noun informal derogatory
a person who copies another's behavior, dress, or ideas.

Leopard - Animal Print

Zebra VS Rihanna

Kate Middleton Animal Print

"Whaaaa...!"

We should admitted that they are much more beautiful in their own skin.
Even with that "Whaaa...?" face.

Stop animal cruelty! Seriously, stop being an a**hole!

Splendid Earth Boring

Our daily conversation, part #76:

Me: " Remember the beetle we saw that day?"
(That will be another story to tell)

Husband: "Yes"

Me: "I goggled it and there's many kind of beetles, but there's a very interesting one called Splendid Earth Boring or dung beetle! They literally living from s**t, they're sleep, eat, lay eggs, hang out around poo."

Husband: "What they're look like?"

Me: "Beautiful. Metallic bronze color."

Husband: "I wonder who created such beautiful color"

Me: "God."

Husband: "....."
(conversation ended)

5 minutes later...
Me: "Probably flies are the only animal that has no purposes in life."

Husband: "God created flies to annoyed human."

Dogbane Beetle

Splendid Earth Boring Beetle

pms in emoticons

Husband: " Can I help you with cooking of something?"

Me: "Why don't you HELP SOMETHING THAT NEEDED TO BE DONE LONG TIME AGO?"

Husband: "(￣□￣;)!! "

Husband: " I miss you a little bit."
"Like this much" arranging his finger and index finger the size of peas.

Me: " -___- "

Me: "(⊙_☉)"

Me: "(⊙﹏⊙✿)"

Me: "(⊙︿⊙✿)"

Me: "( ╥﹏╥ )"

Husband: "You're still cute but also little bit like a monster."

Me: "You mean like a cute monster?" （＾～＾）

Husband: "No. More like on the bitchy side of monster"

Me: "(●__●) "

Me: "ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ"

Rijks Museum

Things I discovered at Rijks Museum.
Totally worth the long lines, some sore muscles and hunger.

From 5000 painting, I think they displayed only 400 paintings so far.
But yet we only managed to see 25-30 pieces for almost 3 hours.
That including hustled and bustled. Impressive.

Message to Rijks Museum:
Call me in case you don't want the doll house in your museum no more.

"Wink wink"
(prettttyyy pleasseeeeee?)

Bloempiramide, De Metaale

Javanese Market Stall - Rijks Museum

Petronella Oortman 17th Century Doll House - Rijks Museum

Flower Pot - Rijks Museum

Has to stop!

It. has. to. stop.
Falling in love with these guys.
I'm a married woman.

Faldio Landzaat - The Valkyria Chronicles

Faldio Landzaat - The Valkyria Chronicles

Welkin Gunther - The Valkyria Chronicles

Sinbad - Magi

Sinbad - Magi

What do you want to be when you grow up?

At one point, I wanted to be a dog.
I was probably either 8 or 9. Or even younger.
Just the thought that dog can sleep or play whenever they want and they don't have homework.
Beside how can you actually resist looking like one of these?





















But in reality even in dog's world I might actually ended up looking like this.